Cynthia Kadohata

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Cynthia Kadohata spends the average work day writing and wasting time in equal measure. She hardly ever goes anywhere because she hates to drive, so she orders almost everything over the Internet. Nearly the only time she leaves the house is to walk her Doberman. She has a raging caffeine addiction and drinks about seven cups of iced tea a day. She eats about ten carrots a day; on a recent occasion when she DID venture to the grocery store, the guy packing her groceries put his hand next to hers and said, “Look how orange you are!” She can’t walk through the living room because there are too many Lego minifigs and green army guys on the floor. Her six-year-old son and her dog have the energy of ten NBA stars between them — that’s why she needs caffeine. In short, her life is just about perfect.